Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
Hi. I'm Haley. Im gonna post things from a TON of fandoms. Some examples: Merlin, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Marvel, Sherlock, Buffy, TVD, OUAT, HIMYM, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, House, etc. Some of my ships are Destiel, Johnlock, Sterek and Stydia, Captain Swan, Rumbelle, Outlaw Queen, Delena, and Merthur.
- any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other
did someone call for
who make a
with each other?
Where the fuck is supernatural picture?!
here you go
— What’s happening to me?
— The same thing that happened to me.
I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.
Don’t take puns for granite.
These jokes just keep getting boulder.
i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.
Now, now, there’s no need to get all butte hurt, lets just take a steppe back
Yeah, everyone, be gneiss.
I’m cracking up at this.
Thank you for that earth-shaking contribution.
Don’t mine me, I’m just marbling at the humor.
this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along
and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man
Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books
Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.
Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.
Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive
if i don’t laugh i’ll never stop crying
Actual tears thank you
That’s it thAT’S THE MEDICINE
Let’s do that game where we make a sentence, ill start
having gay sex outside your window
It’s all right, he tells himself, she’ll be all right, and Tony told him it was just the arm, and it’s all that keeps him going for the next thirty-four hours. He’s on a mission in Astana and he used to think it was a beautiful city, but now it just reminds him far too much of Budapest.
When he gets home, he goes straight to the hospital wing. He knows there should be a debrief, he should drop off his gear, hell, he should shower, but when he heads for his quarters, he somehow ends up taking a left when he meant (or maybe he didn’t mean) to take a right, and then he’s down in medical and it’s the first time he’s ever been there voluntarily.
(Except it isn’t voluntary, not at all; if he’d been there, if he’d had Nat’s back like he was supposed to, like he swore they always would, then he wouldn’t be here at all and Natasha would be down in the rec room with the other Avengers and he’d be watching, watching her laugh, and she can never know how much he loves watching her laugh.)
ficlet by jey. hello secretly-in-love-with-natasha clint feelings!
so who thought this was gonna be a cheerful avengers team pic trying to cheer nat up? ha ha ha sobs